May 2013
djavjr:
it has been three days since my infiltration into the nest
they do not suspect a thing
egberts:
viarga:
just-laff:
egberts:
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
Then you’d look at a house and be like “oh damn I wanna live there” and millions of dollars would be in your pockets, crushing and...
“When King Lear dies in Act 5, you know what Shakespeare wrote? He wrote “He...”
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